HOODROAST
Robinhood Chain / chain id 4663

Your wallet remembers everything.Unfortunately, so do we.

Connect your wallet. We read your Robinhood Chain history, score it, and roast it. Mint the result onchain if you dare.

  1. 1. Connect wallet
  2. 2. Robinhood Chain
  3. 3. Sign in
  4. 4. Get roasted
Data
Public only
Cost
Free, gas to mint
Permissions
Signature, never funds

WALLET ROAST

Onchain record #00421 (sample)Robinhood Chain
0x71D3...91FA
Hash
7A2B 3F11
9C6E D9B4
87
Degen score

The Contract Tourist

You have interacted with 74 contracts, and somehow none of them taught you to stop clicking things.

TX
927
FAILED
31
CONTRACTS
74
NFTs
12
AGE
413D
Rarity: EPIC
Snapshot at block 00421
9F7C 2D1A 6E44 B8F0
Public onchain data onlyIndependent project. Not affiliated with Robinhood

Illustrative sample. Your card is generated from your wallet.

How it works

Read

01

We pull transactions, contract interactions, failures, and NFT holdings from the Robinhood Chain public explorer at a pinned block.

Judge

02

A rules engine computes activity, degen, collector, and explorer scores and picks one of eleven archetypes. No AI, no randomness.

Record

03

Share a private link or mint the roast as an NFT whose image is rendered entirely onchain from the recorded stats.